Wednesday, April 4, 2018

The Midnight Max Review; My Favorite Films of 2017 -

All things considered, from the guilty pleasures to the greatest films of the year, my final cut - 42 films from 2017 that I felt were truly worthwhile...


In Alphanumeric order -
  1. 1922
  2. Annabelle: Creation
  3. Atomic Blonde
  4. Baby Driver
  5. Better Watch Out
  6. The Big Sick - Best Comedy
  7. Blade Runner 2049 - Best Tent-pole Release, Best Sci-Fi Film, Best Sequel/Prequel, Best Original Score, Best Cinematography
  8. Brawl in Cell Block 99
  9. Bright - Biggest Personal Guilty Pleasure
  10. Bullet Head - Most Unnecessarily Trashed Film
  11. Coco - Best Animated Film
  12. Dunkirk
  13. The Exception
  14. The Florida Project
  15. Gerald's Game
  16. A Ghost Story - Best Overall Film, My Favorite Film, Best Ending
  17. Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 2
  18. The Hitman's Bodyguard
  19. Hounds of Love - Best Thriller
  20. I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore - Best Film You Did Not See
  21. Lady Bird
  22. Logan Lucky
  23. Logan - Best Superhero/Comic Book Film
  24. Lucky
  25. The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
  26. Mudbound - Best Drama
  27. Okja
  28. Only The Brave
  29. Our Souls At Night
  30. Raw - Best Horror Film
  31. The Shape Of Water - Best Creature Feature
  32. Small Town Crime - Biggest Surprise
  33. Spider-Man: Homecoming
  34. Split
  35. A Taxi Driver - Best Foreign Language Film
  36. Thelma - Biggest Mind Trip
  37. Thor: Ragnarok
  38. What Happened To Monday? - Best Action Film
  39. Wheelman
  40. Win It All
  41. Wind River - Best Crime/Mystery Film
  42. Wonder Woman - Best Fantasy/Adventure Film

Friday, April 14, 2017

The Midnight Max Review; My Favorite Films of 2016


From the Very Best Films of the Year to the Guilty Pleasures, here are my favorite films of 2016 -

  1. 13 Hours - Best Action Film
  2. The Accountant
  3. Allied
  4. Anthropoid
  5. The Arrival - Best Science Fiction Film
  6. The BFG
  7. Blood Father
  8. Captain America: Civil War
  9. The Conjuring 2
  10. Deadpool - Best Superhero/Comic Book Film
  11. Deep Water Horizon
  12. The Edge Of Seventeen
  13. Elle
  14. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
  15. Finding Dory
  16. Forsaken
  17. Goldstone - Best Sequel/Prequel (Sequel to "Mystery Road")
  18. Green Room
  19. Hacksaw Ridge
  20. The Handmaiden - Best Foreign Language Film, Best Cinematography
  21. Hell Or High Water
  22. The Hollow Point
  23. The Hunt For The Wilderpeople
  24. Hush
  25. In The Valley Of Violence
  26. In Order Of Disappearance
  27. Ip Man 3
  28. Jane Got A Gun - Best Western, Most Unnecessarily Trashed Film
  29. The Jungle Book - Best Reboot/Remake, Best Fantasy/Adventure Film
  30. Kubo And The Two Strings - Favorite Animated Film
  31. Kung Fu Panda 3
  32. LaLa Land - Best Romantic Comedy, Best Musical
  33. The Legend Of Tarzan 
  34. Lion - Best Drama, Best Ending
  35. Live By Night
  36. Loving 
  37. Manchester By The Sea
  38. Marauders
  39. Midnight Special - Best Original Score
  40. Moana
  41. A Monster Calls
  42. Moonlight
  43. My Blind Brother
  44. The Nice Guys - Best Comedy, Favorite Film of 2016
  45. Paterson
  46. Patriots Day - Best Thriller, Best Film of 2016
  47. Pete's Dragon 
  48. Remember - Biggest Surprise
  49. The Shallows
  50. Standoff
  51. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
  52. Tale Of Tales
  53. Toni Erdmann - Only Film of 2016 To Make Me Laugh Out Loud AND Shed a Tear...
  54. Train To Busan - Best Horror Film
  55. Triple 9 
  56. Under The Shadow - Best Film You Did Not See
  57. The Wailing - Biggest Mind Trip
  58. War On Everyone - Biggest Personal Guilty Pleasure, Best Soundtrack
  59. X-Men: Apocalypse
  60. Zootopia - Best Animated Film

Honorable Mentions: Eye In The Sky, Bridget Jones's Baby and Lights Out

More Guilty Pleasures: Ouija: Origin Of Evil, Criminal, The Magnificent Seven, Jason Bourne and Secret Life Of Pets

The Most Overrated: Nocturnal Animals, Don't Breathe, Doctor Strange, Star Trek: Beyond, 10 Cloverfield Lane and Captain Fantastic

The Worst: Gods Of Egypt was the runaway worst, followed by Nocturnal Animals, Hail, Caesear!, London Has Fallen, Central Intelligence, Suicide Squad, Jack Reacher: Never Go Back, I Am Wrath, Neighbors 2, Ghostbusters: Answer The Call and Batman v Superman

Sunday, July 3, 2016

The Midnight Max Review: My Favorite Films of 2016, Thus Far...


From the Very Best to the Guilty Pleasures, here are my favorite films of 2016, thus far...

  1. 13 Hours - Most Unnecessarily Trashed Film (Critics), Best Action Film, Best Overall Film*
  2. Captain America: Civil War
  3. The Conjuring 2 - Best Horror Film, Best Sequel/Prequel/Reboot*
  4. Deadpool - Best Super Hero Film*
  5. Finding Dory - Best Animated Film (If only because of "Hank")*
  6. Hush - Best Thriller*
  7. Ip Man 3 - Best Foreign Film*
  8. The Jungle Book - Favorite Film*
  9. Kung Fu Panda 3
  10. Midnight Special - Best Sci-Fi Film, Best Original Score*
  11. The Nice Guys - Best Comedy, Best Film You Did Not See*
  12. The Shallows - Biggest Personal Guilty Pleasure*
  13. Standoff
  14. Tale Of Tales
  15. Zootopia

* Again, Thus Far (From January 1st 2016 thru June 30th 2016)

Monday, March 28, 2016

The Midnight Max Review: My Favorite Films From The Year 2015



 In Alphanumeric order-

(Film Title - Grade - Best of 2015 "Awards")

  1. '71 - 8.5
  2. The Age Of Adaline - 8.5
  3. Ant-Man - 8.0
  4. Avengers: Age Of Ultron - 8.5 - Best Superhero Film
  5. Backcountry - 8.5
  6. Black Coal, Thin Ice - 8.5
  7. Bone Tomahawk - 9.0 - Best Western, Best Horror Film and Favorite Film of the Year
  8. Bridge Of Spies - 8.5
  9. Brooklyn - 10 - Best Drama, Best Performance From A Female In a Leading Role (Saoirse Ronan) and Best Film of the Year
  10. Carol - 9.0
  11. The Connection - 8.5
  12. Cop Car - 8.0
  13. Creed - 8.5 - Best Sports Film
  14. Everly - 7.5 - Biggest Guilty Pleasure
  15. Ex Machina - 9.0 - Best Science Fiction Film and Best Mind F@ck
  16. Extinction - 7.5
  17. The Gift - 8.5
  18. The Hallow - 8.0
  19. Inside Out - 8.5
  20. Kingsman: The Secret Service - 8.0
  21. Mad Max: Fury Road - 9.0 - Best Action Film and Best Sequel/Prequel/Reboot
  22. Man Up - 8.5 - Best Romantic Comedy
  23. The Martian - 8.5
  24. Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation - 8.5
  25. Mississippi Grind - 8.5 - Best Film That You Did Not See
  26. Mr. Holmes - 8.5
  27. The Peanuts Movie - 9.0 - Favorite Animated Film and Best Animated Film
  28. People Places Things - 8.5
  29. Pitch Perfect 2 - 8.0
  30. Predestination - 8.0
  31. The Revenant - 9.5 - Best Cinematography, Best Original Score and Best Performance From a Male in a Leading Role (Leonardo DiCaprio)
  32. Shaun The Sheep Movie - 9.0
  33. Sicario - 9.0 - Best Thriller
  34. Slow West - 8.0
  35. Son Of A Gun - 8.5
  36. Southbound - 8.0
  37. Spectre - 8.0
  38. Spring - 8.5 - Best Creature Feature
  39. Spy - 8.0
  40. Star Wars: The Force Awakens - 8.5 - Best Fantasy/Adventure Film
  41. What We Do In The Shadows - 8.5 - Best Comedy
  42. Wild Tales - 8.5 - Best Foreign Film
Honorable Mentions:  The Big Short, Room, Spotlight, The Hundred Foot Journey, In The Heart Of The Sea, The Good Dinosaur and The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

More Guilty Pleasures: The Gunman, Tales Of Halloween, Seventh Son, Minions, Tomorrowland and Krampus

The Most Overrated: It Follows

Biggest Disappointment: Crimson Peak

The Worst: The Voices comes in at #1, followed by Jupiter Ascending, Maps To The Stars, Manglehorn, Strange Magic, Chappie, Into The Grizzly Maze and The Assassin

Saturday, July 4, 2015

The Midnight Max Review: My Favorite Films of 2015, Thus Far...


From the Very Best to the Guilty Pleasures, here are my favorite films of 2015, thus far...

  1. The Age Of Adaline - Best Drama*
  2. Avengers: Age Of Ultron - Best Comic Book Film*
  3. Backcountry - Best Film You Haven't Seen*
  4. Everly - Biggest Personal Guilty Pleasure*
  5. Ex-Machina - Best Sci Fi Film and Best Overall Film*
  6. Inside Out - Best Animated Film*
  7. Kingsman: The Secret Service
  8. Mad Max: Fury Road - Best Action Film*
  9. Paddington
  10. Predestination
  11. Seventh Son - Most Unnecessarily Trashed Film*
  12. Slow West - Best Western*
  13. Spring - Best Horror Film*
  14. Spy
  15. What We Do In The Shadows - Best Comedy*
  16. Wild Tales - Best Foreign Film*
* Again, Thus Far (From January 1st 2015 thru June 30th 2015)

Thursday, June 11, 2015

The Midnight Max Review: My Favorite Films featuring the late Christopher Lee (1922-2015)


In Alphanumeric order-
  1. 1941 (1979)
  2. The Curse Of Frankenstein (1957)
  3. Dr. Terror's House Of Horrors (1965)
  4. The Gorgon (1964)
  5. Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
  6. Horror Of Dracula (1958)
  7. The Hound Of The Baskervilles (1959)
  8. Hugo (2011)
  9. The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
  10. The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)
  11. The Mummy (1959)
  12. Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

The Midnight Max Review: My Favorite Films From The Year 1983


In Alphanumeric order...

  1. The Big Chill - Memorable Quote: "Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come." - Memorable Soundtrack Selection: "Gimme Some Lovin'" by Spencer Davis Group and "I Heard It Through The Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye (A Highly Recommended Soundtrack Purchase)
  2. Blue Thunder - Memorable Quote: "Catch you later!" - JAFO
  3. Christine - Memorable Quote: "Whoa, whoa. You better watch what you say about my car. She's real sensitive."  Memorable Soundtrack/Original Score Selection: "Christine Attacks" music composed by John Carpenter
  4. A Christmas Story - Memorable Quote: "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!" - Memorable Soundtrack Selection: "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" as performed by Bing Crosby and The Andrew Sisters
  5. The Dead Zone - ""Bless me"? Do you know what God did for me? He threw an 18-wheeled truck at me and bounced me into nowhere for five years! When I woke up, my girl was gone, my job was gone, my legs are just about useless... Blessed me? God's been a real sport to me!"
  6. Fire and Ice - Memorable Quote: "Don't hunt for death, boy. It finds us all soon enough."
  7. Gorky Park - Memorable Quote: "Goodbye, pretty lady." - Memorable Soundtrack Selection: Swan Lake by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
  8. High Road To China - Memorable Quote: "I should have sold you when I had the chance."
  9. The Hunger - Memorable Quote: "You'll be back. When the hunger knows no reason! And then you'll need to feed, and you'll need me to show you how." - Memorable Soundtrack Selection: "Bela Lugosi's Dead" by Bauhaus
  10. Krull - Memorable Quotes: "Freedom? We have it! And fame? Nah. It's an empty purse. Count it, go broke. Eat it, go hungry. Seek it, go mad!" - " Power is fleeting; love is eternal." and "Rocks in our pockets and gravestones above our heads is all we'll get from this journey." - Memorable Soundtrack Selection: Krull Main Theme by James Horner
  11. Mickey's Christmas Carol - Memorable Quote: "And so, as punishment, I'm forced to carry these heavy chains for eternity! Maybe even longer."
  12. Nate and Hayes - Memorable Quote: "Are you putting down in that book that I'm a pirate? Good! Because I am! Oh, I never flew the skull and crossbones. That's for your fictioneers. But I have sought pleasure and profit all my life at sea without regard for any man's law. That's not to say I didn't have my morals and standards! Sure, I had morals and standards. I never killed anyone who didn't have it coming. I never cheated an honest man. I never pillaged and I never raped."
  13. The Osterman Weekend - Memorable Quote: "The truth is just a lie that hasn't been found out."
  14. Return Of The Jedi - Memorable Quotes: "It's a trap!"  "I have a really bad feeling about this."  "Obi-Wan has taught you well."  "And now, young Skywalker... you will die."- Memorable Soundtrack: "Battle Of Endor" by John Williams
  15. The Right Stuff - Memorable Quotes: Opening Narration: "There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their controls would freeze up, their planes would buffet wildly, and they would disintegrate. The demon lived at Mach 1 on the meter, seven hundred and fifty miles an hour, where the air could no longer move out of the way. He lived behind a barrier through which they said no man could ever pass. They called it the sound barrier." and  "Fuckin' A, bubba."
  16. The Star Chamber - Memorable Quote: "Someone has taken justice and hidden it in the law."
  17. Sudden Impact - Memorable Quote: "Go ahead, make my day!"
  18. Tender Mercies - Memorable Quote: "I don't trust happiness. I never did, I never will." - Memorable Soundtrack Selection: "It Hurts To Face Reality" as performed by Robert Duvall
  19. Terms Of Endearment - Memorable Quote: "If you wanted to get me on my back, all you had to do was ask me." and "Don't worship me until I've earned it."
  20. Michael Jackson's Thriller -Memorable Quote: Vincent Price's Narration - Memorable Soundtrack Selection: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson (of course)
  21. To Be Or Not To Be - Memorable Quotes: "Ladies and Gentlemen: In the interest of clarity and sanity, the rest of this movie will not be in Polish" and "If it wasn't for Jews, fags, and gypsies, there would be no theater."
  22. Tough Enough - Memorable Soundtrack Selection: "Rainbows Never Touch The Ground" as performed by Dennis Quaid
  23. Twilight Zone: The Movie - Memorable Quote: "You want to see something really scary?" - Memorable Soundtrack Selection: "The Midnight Special" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
  24. Uncommon Valor -Memorable Quote: "Boy, you usin' that oriental martial bullshit on me's gonna get real expensive." - Memorable Soundtrack Selection: "Brothers In The Night" by Ray Kennedy
  25. National Lampoon's Vacation - Memorable Quote: "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!" - Memorable Soundtrack Selection: "Holiday Road" by Lindsey Buckingham

Saturday, April 11, 2015

The Midnight Max Review: My Favorite Films From The Year 2014


In Alphanumeric order-

(Film Title - Grade - Best of 2014 "Awards")
  1. 300: Rise Of An Empire - 8.0 - Most Unnecessarily Trashed Film
  2. Big Hero 6 - 8.5
  3. Birdman - 9.5 - Best Film/Best Drama/Best Performance From A Leading Actor: Michael Keaton
  4. Blue Ruin - 9.5 - Best Thriller/Best Film You Didn't See
  5. The Boxtrolls - 8.5
  6. Calvary - 8.5 - Best Cinematography
  7. Captain America: The Winter Soldier - 8.5
  8. Cheap Thrills - 8
  9. Chef - 9 - Best Comedy
  10. Cold In July - 9 - Favorite Film - Best Original Score
  11. The Dark Valley - 8.5 - Best Western
  12. The Double - 8
  13. The Drop - 8.5
  14. Edge Of Tomorrow - 8
  15. Enemy - 8.5 - Best Ending
  16. Ernest & Celestine - 9 - Best (Animated) Film You Didn't See
  17. Godzilla - 8.5 - Best Creature Feature/Best Reboot or Remake
  18. The Grand Budapest Hotel - 9 - Only Film of 2014 To Make Me Laugh Out Loud AND Shed a Tear...
  19. Guardians Of The Galaxy - 9 - Best Comic Book Film
  20. The Guest - 8 - Biggest Guilty Pleasure/Best Soundtrack
  21. The Homesman - 8.5
  22. Housebound - 8.5 - Best Horror Film
  23. How To Train Your Dragon 2 - 9.5 - Best Animated Film/Best Sequel/Best Fantasy Film
  24. In Your Eyes - 8
  25. Joe - 9 - Biggest Surprise
  26. John Wick - 8.5 - Best American Action Film
  27. Muppets Most Wanted - 8.5
  28. The Raid 2 - 9.5 - Best Overall Action Film/Best Foreign Film
  29. The Rover - 8.5
  30. The Salvation - 8
  31. The Skeleton Twins - 8
  32. Under The Skin - 9 - Best Sci-Fi Film/Best Mind Trip
  33. What If - 8.5 - Best Romantic Comedy
  34. Wild - 8.5 - Best Performance From A Leading Actress: Reese Witherspoon
  35. X-Men: Days Of Future Past - 8.5

Honorable Mentions: Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit, Veronica Mars, Locke, The Two Faces Of January, Automata, Fury, Stretch, Horns, The Fault In Our Stars, Whiplash, Song Of The Sea, The Book Of Life and Tracks

The Guilty Pleasures: The Interview, I, Frankenstein, Pompeii, Sabotage, Grand Piano, Neighbors, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Inherent Vice, Hercules, The Expendables 3 and The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies

The Most Overrated: I didn't like them, nor did I hate them- I just couldn't figure out what all the buzz was about: Nightcrawler, The Babadook, Interstellar, The Lego Movie, A Most Violent Year, Obvious Child, Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes, Boyhood, The Imitation Game, American Sniper, The Theory Of Everything, A Most Wanted Man, Snowpiercer, Noah, Rudderless, Begin Again, Laggies and Gone Girl

The Worst: Winter's Tale narrowly beats out The Legend Of Hercules as my pick for absolute worst of 2014 followed by The Captive, In Fear, Dracula Untold, The November Man, Maleficent, Whitewash, Transformers: Age Of Extinction, In The Blood, Transcendence, 3 Days To Kill, Adult World, Non-Stop, Raze and Labor Day. 

Saturday, February 28, 2015

The Midnight Max Review: My Favorite Films From The Year 1975


 In Alphanumeric Order...

  1.  3 Days Of The Condor - Advice from an Assassin - Tagline: His code name is Condor. In the next twenty-four hours everyone he trusts will try to kill him. - Memorable quote: "Boy, what is it with you people? You think not getting caught in a lie is the same thing as telling the truth?" - "I don't remember yesterday. Today it rained."
  2. The Apple Dumpling Gang - Tagline:Wanted: For chicanery, skulduggery, tomfoolery and habitual bungling! - Memorable quote: "You know something, Amos? The Lord poured your brains in with a teaspoon, and somebody joggled His arm. I keep trying to tell you we ain't got no lead to throw, and no powder to throw it with."- Memorable Soundtrack/score selection: The Apple Dumpling Gang by Shane Tatum
  3. Bite The Bullet - Memorable quote: "We came out of the jungle and there it was - San Juan Hill. The Spanish guns lookin' right down our throat, the sharpshooters pickin' us off and we just charged right up that hill! ... That's not the way it happened at all. It wasn't anything like it was in San Antoine where we did our trainin'. That's where I ran into Luke and a lot of other men from every other country who wanted to be Roughriders. Bakers and barbers and Congressman, cattlemen, ballplayers, farmers and porters... cowboys. No, we didn't rough ride up that hill, 'cause we didn't have any horses. We didn't charge up there, either. We crawled up there on our scared bellies. There was only one horse and one rider - that was Colonel Teddy. He went chargin' up that damn hill and they shot his glasses off. He put on another pair and they nipped him in the elbow, and he said, "Follow me!" And we did, 'cause we was too damned ashamed not to."
  4. Breakheart Pass - Tagline: Death rode the rails to Breakheart Pass - Memorable quote: "When a man is a killer, arsonist, a cheat and a coward, it's hardly surprising if he turns out to be a liar as well."
  5. The Drowning Pool - Tagline: Harper days are here again...  - Memorable quote: (Last Lines) "Harper, you're not such a tough guy."
  6. The Eiger Sanction - Memorable quote: "Don't for get your trench coat. How's anybody gonna recognize you without your disguise?"
  7. Farewell, My Lovely - Memorable quotes: "Now wait a minute. I've been slapped, scratched, punched, knocked unconscious, drugged, and shot at, looking for your Velma, so quit trying to make a milkshake out of my insides, will you?" - "This past spring was the first that I felt tired and realized I was growing old. Maybe it was the rotten weather we'd had in L.A. Maybe the rotten cases I'd had. Mostly chasing a few missing husbands and then chasing their wives once I found them, in order to get paid. Or maybe it was just the plain fact that I am tired and growing old."
  8. Hard Times - Memorable quote: "Well, you know Chick, like old momma said, next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing."
  9. JAWS - Quint's Last Stand - Memorable quotes: "You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Quint's account of the sinking of the U.S.S. Indianapolis - "Smile, you Son Of A Bitch!" - "This was no boat accident!" - "That's some bad hat, Harry!" - Memorable Soundtrack/Score selection: Main Title (Theme From JAWS) as composed by John Williams - Show Me The Way To Go Home as performed by Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss and Roy Scheider - Spanish Ladies as performed by Robert Shaw
  10. The Man Who Would Be King - Memorable quotes: "Now listen to me you benighted muckers. We're going to teach you soldiering. The world's noblest profession. When we're done with you, you'll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men." - "God's Holy Trousers!"
  11. Night Moves - Tagline: Maybe he would find the girl... maybe he would find himself. Memorable quote: "Listen Delly, I know it doesn't make much sense when you're sixteen. Don't worry. When you get to be forty, it isn't any better."- "When the president got shot, I was on my way to San Diego. Football game. When Bobby got shot, I was sitting in a car waiting for a guy to come out of a house with his girlfriend. Working on a divorce case. One of those times I wish I was in another business."
  12. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest - Tagline: If he's crazy, what does that make you? Memorable quotes: "Mmmmmm, Juicy Fruit." - "But I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that." - "They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!" -  "Goddammit chief, you fooled 'em all!" -  Memorable Soundtrack/score selection: One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (Closing Theme) by Jack Nitzsche
  13. The Return Of The Pink Panther - Memorable quotes: "You fool! You raving Oriental idiot! There is a time and a place for everything, Cato! And this is it!" - "Compared to Clouseau, Attila the Hun was a Red Cross volunteer!" - Memorable Soundtrack/Score selection: The Pink Panther Theme by Henry Mancini
  14. Rooster Cogburn - Memorable quotes: (Last Lines) - Eula Goodnight (Katharine Hepburn) : "Reuben, I have to say it. Livin' with you has been an adventure any woman would relish for the rest o' time. I look at cha, with your burned out face and your big belly and your bear-like paws and your shining eye, and I have to say you're a credit to the whole male sex, and I'm proud to have ya for my friend." Rooster Cogburn (John Wayne): "I'll be damned if she didn't get the last word in again. Well..."
  15. Terror Of Mecha-Godzilla - Tagline: Metal Meets Monster - Memorable quote: "All right, we'll let them fight. Titanosaurus will be killed and Godzilla badly hurt; then, Mechagodzilla will be alone and we will march on Tokyo unopposed, and then we'll destroy it utterly!"- Memorable Soundtrack/score selection: Main Title (From Terror Of Mechagodzilla) Music composed and conducted by Akira Ifukube.
  16. The Wind And The Lion - Memorable quote: "Mrs. Pendecaris, you're a great deal of trouble." - "To Theodore Roosevelt - you are like the Wind and I like the Lion. You form the Tempest. The sand stings my eyes and the Ground is parched. I roar in defiance but you do not hear. But between us there is a difference. I, like the lion, must remain in my place. While you like the wind will never know yours. - Mulay Hamid El Raisuli, Lord of the Riff, Sultan to the Berbers, Last of the Barbary Pirates."- Memorable Soundtrack/Score selection: The Wind And The Lion Suite by Jerry Goldsmith

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

The Midnight Max Review: My Favorite Films From The Year 1986





  1.  8 Million Ways To Die - Tagline: There Are Eight Million Stories In The Naked City...
  2. 52 Pick-Up - Memorable quote: "So long, Sport!"
  3. Aliens - Memorable quote: "Get away from her, you BITCH!" - Memorable soundtrack/score selection: Bishop's Countdown by James Horner
  4.  An American Tail - Memorable quote: "Qu'est-ce que c'est? A little immigrant. Now they are coming by bottle."- Memorable soundtrack/score selection: Somewhere Out There as performed by Linda Ronstadt and James Ingram
  5. The Big Easy - "Just relax, darlin'. This is the Big Easy. Folks have a certain way o' doin' things down here."
  6. Big Trouble In Little China - Memorable quotes: "When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."-" & "It's all in the reflexes." - Memorable soundtrack/score selection: Pork Chop Express by John Carpenter
  7. Critters -Tagline: They bite!
  8. Crocodile Dundee - Memorable quote: "That's not a knife... THAT's a knife!" Memorable soundtrack/score selection: Theme from Crocodile Dundee by Peter Best
  9. The Delta Force - Chuck Norris kicking ass!
  10. Down And Out In Beverly Hills - Memorable quote: "Call 9-1-1, call 9-1-1, call 9-1-1!" - Memorable soundtrack/score selection: Once In A Lifetime by The Talking Heads
  11. Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Memorable quote: "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Memorable soundtrack/score selection: Twist & Shout by The Beatles
  12. Flight Of The Navigator - Memorable quote: "See ya later, Navigator!"
  13. The Fly - Memorable quote: "I'm saying... I'm saying I - I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake."
  14. F/X - Tagline: Murder by Illusion
  15. The Great Mouse Detective - Memorable quote: "From that time on, Basil and I were a close team. We had many cases together, but I'll always look back on that first with the most fondness; my introduction to Basil of Baker Street, the great mouse detective."
  16. Heartbreak Ridge - Memorable quote: "This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it."
  17. Highlander - Memorable quote: "There can be only One." - Memorable soundtrack/score selection(s): Queen's Princes Of The Universe & Who Wants To Live Forever?
  18. Iron Eagle - Memorable quote: "This one's for you, Chappy." - Memorable soundtrack/score selection: Gimme Some Lovin' by The Spencer Davis Group
  19. Let's Get Harry - Tagline: An Adventure about the Hero in all of us
  20. Little Shop Of Horrors - Memorable quote: "Feed me, Seymour!" - Memorable soundtrack/score selection: Mean Green Mother From Outer Space as performed by Levi Stubbs and The Four Tops 
  21. Manhunter - Memorable quote: "It's just you and me now, sport. And I'm going to find you, God damn it."- Memorable soundtrack/score selection: Inna Godda Davida by Iron Butterfly
  22. Mona Lisa - Memorable soundtrack/score selection: In Too Deep by Genesis
  23. The Morning After - Tagline: Last night she drank to forget. Today she woke up to a murder. Is he her last hope or the last man she should trust?
  24. The Name Of The Rose - Memorable quote: "...And yet, now that I am an old, old man, I must confess that of all the faces that appear to me out of the past, the one I see most clearly is that of the girl of whom I've never ceased to dream these many long years. She was the only earthly love in my life, yet I never knew, nor ever learned, her name."
  25. Night Of The Creeps - Memorable quote: "Thrill me!" - Memorable soundtrack/score selection: The Stroll by The Diamonds
  26. No Mercy - Memorable quote: "I know the secret to happiness...a girl with freckles on her tits."
  27. One Crazy Summer - Memorable quote: "Why am I talking to you? You're not a man, you're a cat! Go back to your feline world!"
  28. Platoon - Memorable quote: "Somebody once wrote, "Hell is the impossibility of reason." That's what this place feels like. Hell."- Memorable soundtrack/score selection: Adagio For Strings as composed by Samuel Barber
  29. Short Circuit - Memorable quote: "Number 5 is alive."
  30. Something Wild - "I'd rather be a live dog than a dead lion." - Memorable soundtrack/score selection: Wild Thing by The Troggs
  31. Stand By Me - Memorable quote: "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?" - Memorable soundtrack/score selection: Stand By Me by Ben E King
  32. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - Memorable quote: "Admiral, there be whales here!"
  33. Three Amigos - Memorable quote: "Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?" - Memorable soundtrack/score selection: Blue Shadows as performed by Martin Short, Steve Martin and Chevy Chase
  34. Top Gun - Memorable quote: "I feel the need...the need for speed!" - Memorable soundtrack/score selection: Take My Breath Away by Berlin
  35. Vamp - Memorable quote: "Formica, go figure."
  36. Wanted: Dead Or Alive - Memorable quote: "Fuck the bonus!"

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

The Midnight Max Review: My Favorite Comics and Graphic Novels of 2014


For what it's worth, here's a list of my favorite comics and graphic novels of 2014...
  1. All Star Western, Volume 4: Gold Standard (DC Comics)
  2. Aquaman, Volume 4: Death Of A King (DC)
  3. Baltimore, Volume 4: Chapel Of Bones (Dark Horse Comics)
  4. Batman: The Dark Knight, Volume 3: Mad (DC)
  5. Batman: Detective Comics, Volume 4: The Wrath (DC)
  6. Batman: Eternal, Volume 1 (DC)
  7. Batman, Volume 3: Death Of The Family (DC)
  8. The Goon, Volume 13: For Want Of Whiskey and Blood (Dark Horse Comics)
  9. Hellboy In Hell, Volume 1: The Descent (Dark Horse Comics)
  10. Justice League, Volume 3: Throne Of Atlantis (DC)
  11. King Conan, Volume 1: Hour Of The Dragon (Dark Horse Comics)
  12. Lobster Johnson, Volume 3: Satan Smells A Rat (Dark Horse Comics)
  13. The Lone Ranger, Volume 7: Back East (Dynamite Entertainment)
  14. The Punisher, Volume 1: Black & White (Marvel Comics)
  15. Robocop, Volume 2: The Last Stand: Part 2 (BOOM! Studios)
  16. The Shadow, Volume 3: The Light Of The World (Dynamite Entertainment)
  17. Superman: Action Comics, Volume 3: At The End Of Days (DC)
  18. Superman: Unchained, Volume 1 (DC)
  19. Swamp Thing, Volume 5: The Killing Field (DC)
  20. Thor: God Of Thunder, Volume 1: The God Butcher (Marvel Comics)


Thursday, November 13, 2014

Sunday, November 9, 2014

A Photo List - The Sweet 16


My 16 favorite actresses (for various reasons) from a bygone era and two selections from their filmography that you should definitely check out...
  1. Ava Gardner - The Killers 1946 and The Bribe 1949
  2. Carole Lombard - My Man Godfrey 1936 and To Be Or Not To Be 1942
  3. Deborah Kerr - From Here To Eternity 1953 and The Innocents 1961
  4. Gene Tierney - Laura 1944 and The Ghost and Mrs. Muir 1947
  5. Greer Garson - Goodbye, Mr. Chips 1939 and Mrs. Miniver 1942
  6. Ingrid Bergman - Casablanca 1942 and Gaslight 1944
  7. Irene Dunne - The Awful Truth 1937 and Love Affair 1939
  8. Judy Holliday - Adam's Rib 1949 and Born Yesterday 1950
  9. Julie Adams - Bend Of The River 1952 and The Creature From The Black Lagoon 1954
  10. Lillian Gish - The Wind 1928 and The Night Of The Hunter 1955
  11. Mae West - I'm No Angel 1933 and My Little Chickadee 1940
  12. Maureen O'Hara - The Hunchback Of Notre Dame 1939 and The Quiet Man 1952
  13. Maureen O'Sullivan - Tarzan The Ape Man 1932 and Tarzan And His Mate 1934
  14. Myrna Loy - The Thin Man 1934 and After The Thin Man 1936
  15. Rita Hayworth -  Gilda 1946 and The Lady From Shanghai 1947
  16. Veronica Lake - Sullivan's Travels 1941 and This Gun For Hire 1942

Saturday, October 11, 2014

"A Little Horror" - Version: October 2014



















































































My picks for the best Horror films, Sci-Fi/Horror, Thrillers/Supernatural Thrillers, Supernatural Romances, Horror Comedies and Horror-themed Fantasy Films...
  1. 13 Ghosts (1960)
  2. 28 Days Later
  3. 30 Days Of Night
  4. Abbot & Costello Meet Frankenstein
  5. Abominable (2006)
  6. Alien
  7. Aliens
  8. Alligator
  9. Altered States
  10. An American Werewolf In London
  11. Army Of Darkness
  12. AVP
  13. The Awakening (2012)
  14. The Bad Seed (1956)
  15. Below (2002)
  16. Big Bad Wolves (2013)
  17. Big Trouble In Little China
  18. The Birds (1963)
  19. Black Swan (2010)
  20. Blade
  21. Blade II
  22. The Blob (1988)
  23. The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
  24. Byzantium (2012)
  25. The Cabin In The Woods (2012)
  26. The Canterville Ghost (1944)
  27. Carrie (1976)
  28. Cat People (1942)
  29. Cat's Eye (1985)
  30. The Changeling (1980)
  31. Child's Play (1988)
  32. Christine (1983)
  33. Citizen X (1995)
  34. The Conjuring (2013)
  35. Constantine (2005)
  36. The Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954)
  37. Creepshow
  38. Creepshow2
  39. Critters
  40. Cronos (1993)
  41. Curse Of Frankenstein (1957)
  42. Curse Of The Demon (1957)
  43. Curse Of The Werewolf (1961)
  44. Daimajin (1966)
  45. The Dark Half (1993)
  46. The Dark Night Of The Scarecrow (1981)
  47. Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
  48. Day Of The Dead (1985)
  49. The Day Of The Triffids (1962)
  50. Daybreakers
  51. Dead Calm (1989)
  52. Dead Man's Shoes (2004)
  53. Dead Of Night (1945)
  54. The Dead Zone (1983)
  55. Death Proof
  56. Deep Rising
  57. Deliverance
  58. The Descent
  59. The Devil's Backbone
  60. Disturbia
  61. Dog Soldiers
  62. Donnie Darko
  63. Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1931)
  64. Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1941)
  65. Dracula (1931)
  66. Dracula (1979)
  67. The Edge (1997)
  68. Evil Dead II
  69. Evolution (2001)
  70. The Exorcist
  71. Face Of Fire
  72. The Fly (1958)
  73. The Fly (1986)
  74. The Fly II (1989)
  75. The Fog (1980)
  76. Frankenfish
  77. Frankenstein (1931)
  78. Frankenweenie (2012)
  79. Frenzy (1972)
  80. Friday The 13th Part 2
  81. Friday The 13th Part III
  82. Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood
  83. Fright Night (1985)
  84. Fright Night Part II (1988)
  85. Gamera
  86. The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947)
  87. Ghostbusters
  88. Ghostbusters II
  89. Ginger Snaps
  90. Gojira
  91. Grabbers
  92. Gremlins
  93. Gremlins 2: The New Batch
  94. Grizzly (1976)
  95. Halloween (1978)
  96. Halloween II (1981)
  97. Halloween (2007)
  98. Hellboy
  99. Hellboy II: The Golden Army
  100. The Hidden (1987)
  101. The Horror Of Dracula (1958)
  102. The Host (2006)
  103. Hostel
  104. Hot Fuzz
  105. The Howling (1981)
  106. The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1939)
  107. Identity (2003)
  108. The Innkeepers (2011)
  109. Innocent Blood (1992)
  110. The Innocents (1961)
  111. Insomnia (2002)
  112. The Invisible Man (1933)
  113. The Island Of Lost Souls (1932)
  114. JAWS
  115. JAWS 2
  116. King Kong (1933)
  117. Kiss The Girls
  118. Kolchak: The Night Stalker
  119. Land Of The Dead (2005)
  120. Let Me In
  121. Let The Right One In
  122. Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
  123. The Lodger (1944)
  124. The Lost Boys
  125. M (1931)
  126. The Machinist
  127. Manhunter
  128. Maniac (2013)
  129. Memories Of Murder (2003)
  130. Mimic (1997)
  131. Misery
  132. The Mist
  133. The Most Dangerous Game (1932)
  134. Mr. Brooks
  135. The Mummy (1959)
  136. The Mummy (1999)
  137. My Bloody Valentine (2009)
  138. Mystery Of The Wax Museum (1933)
  139. Near Dark
  140. Night Of The Creeps (1986)
  141. The Night Of The Hunter (1955)
  142. Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
  143. The Nightmare Before Christmas
  144. Nosferatu (1922)
  145. Orphan (2009)
  146. The Orphanage (2007)
  147. The Other (1972)
  148. The Others (2001)
  149. Pan's Labyrinth
  150. ParaNorman
  151. Peeping Tom (1960)
  152. The Phantom Of The Opera (1943)
  153. The Phantom Of The Opera (1962)
  154. The Picture Of Dorian Gray (1945)
  155. Piranha (19778)
  156. Piranha (2010)
  157. Poltergeist
  158. Predator
  159. Psycho (1960)
  160. P2
  161. Rare Exports: A Christmas Story
  162. Re-Animator
  163. Road Games
  164. Rogue (2007)
  165. The Ruins
  166. Salem's Lot (1979)
  167. Scream
  168. Session 9
  169. Se7en
  170. Shaun Of The Dead
  171. The Shining (1980)
  172. Silence Of The Lambs
  173. Silver Bullet (1985)
  174. The Sixth Sense
  175. Sleepy Hollow (1999)
  176. Slither (2006)
  177. Son Of Frankenstein
  178. Spider Baby: Or The Maddest Story Ever Told
  179. Splinter (2008)
  180. Split Second (1992)
  181. Stake Land
  182. Stir Of Echoes (1999)
  183. Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight
  184. The Testament Of Dr. Mabuse
  185. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
  186. THEM! (1954)
  187. They Live (1988)
  188. The Thing From Another World (1951)
  189. The Thing (1982)
  190. This Is The End (2013)
  191. Topper (1937)
  192. Tremors
  193. Trick 'r Treat (2007)
  194. The Twilight Zone: The Movie
  195. Under The Skin (2013)
  196. Underworld
  197. Underwold: Evolution
  198. Underworld: Rise of The Lycans
  199. Underworld: Awakening
  200. The Uninvited (1944)
  201. Vampyr
  202. Village of The Damned (1960)
  203. War Of The Worlds (1953)
  204. Warm Bodies (2013)
  205. We Are What We Are (2013)
  206. What Lies Beneath
  207. White Zombie (1932)
  208. Willard (2003)
  209. Wolf Creek
  210. The Wolf Man (1941)
  211. The Wolfman (2010)
  212. The Woman In Black (2012)
  213. You're Next
  214. Young Frankenstein
  215. Zodiac (2007)
  216. Zombieland

Monday, October 6, 2014

Film Review - Cold In July (2014)



On DVD and Blu Ray - "Cold In July" (2014) - The deadly outcome of a late-night home invasion finds a protective husband and father (Michael C. Hall) incurring the wrath of a vengeful ex-con (Sam Shepard). Matters aren't quite as they initially appear, with a number of worthwhile twists and revelations abound in this ominous, suspenseful tale of a family man who finds himself swept into sinister currents and subsequently developing a taste for danger that may consume him. 

Director/co-scripter Jim Mickle (Stake Land, We Are What We Are), along with screenwriter Nick Damici, has lovingly adapted novelist Joe R. Lansdale's crime novel into a dark, down and dirty homage to Director John Carpenter's (Halloween, The Thing, Christine) prime run, emulating the legendary horror auteur's distinct visual aesthetic (complete with Albertus MT title and credits font!) while churning out a pulpy throwback laden with unexpected, engaging detours.  Cold In July is an involving, slow burn affair that blends genres in impressive fashion; a Neo-Western, Crime-Drama/Thriller seasoned with a healthy dose of Mystery and a pinch of Horror, the film defies further description without venturing into spoiler territory.


Set in 1989 Huntsville, Texas, Michael C. Hall's (Showtime's Dexter) "Richard Dane" is awakened by his startled wife (Vinessa Shaw) to confront an intruder in their home.  When the incident leaves the invading member dead, the small business owner finds his world turned upside down- troubled with attaining the status as a local hero, he soon becomes the target of the dead man's felonious father, played by Sam Shepard (The Right Stuff).

Hall puts in fine work throughout as our conscientious protagonist, and although credibility is never an issue, most will more than likely find themselves having problems buying into the logistics behind why this mild-mannered everyman would continue to risk his life (and world) when simply letting matters rest would have sufficed.  Driven by remorse and a nagging sense of integrity, shaken from the doldrums of a monotonous existence, this everyday Joe feels compelled to see matters through to the very end.


Shepard brings a smoldering, veteran intensity to his angry and grieving "Russel", with a mid-film change of direction for his character that provides ample opportunity for the septuagenarian actor to mine the conflicted character more thoroughly.  This is Shepard's best, most memorable work in many a moon.

Don Johnson's (Miami Vice) immensely charismatic Private Detective/pig farmer, "Jim Bob", breezes into the narrative about one-third of the way through and steals the film outright- it's a flashy, fun turn that will leave most wondering why the 65-year-old wasn't able to fully secure super-stardom in film.  Johnson's involvement here provides a vibrant dynamic that elevates an already solid experience and cemented my appreciation for the film.  There's no good reason as to why this movie wasn't widely released in theaters.

Vinessa Shaw (3:10 To Yuma 2007) is solid in a limited role that I wish there had been a bit more material for, while Nick Damici (Stake Land) supplies a local sheriff harboring a secret.  Wyatt Russell (Kurt Russell's son) rounds out the notable cast as the face of pure evil in plain sight.


Potential audiences can expect a narrative that poignantly adheres to father and son themes while veering towards an intensely violent and blood-streaked climactic confrontation- unmistakably adult in nature, the film earns its hard R rating and should please those who crave a story that isn't telegraphed or overtly cliched.  Mickle's direction is finely tuned and fully confident- it's his most complete work to date and I'll be sure to keep tabs upon his future endeavors.

Cold in July features one of the very best soundtracks of 2014, with Jeff Grace's eerily haunting original synth score (another Carpenter staple) perfectly complimented by a rousing assist from Dynatron's "Cosmo Black".

My favorite film of 2014, thus far, it delivers a tense and rewarding dose of kick-ass cool that should rightfully take its place amongst the very best Movies for Guys Who Love Movies.

Highly Recommended, it's a Midnight Max Essential

9.0 out of 10

Director: Jim Mickle
Cast: Michael C. Hall, Sam Shepard, Don Johnson, Vinessa Shaw, Wyatt Russell and Nick Damici
Run-Time: 109 minutes
MPAA: Rated R for strong bloody violence, brief nudity and language


Thursday, October 2, 2014

Film Review - Chef (2014)


On DVD and Blu Ray - "Chef" (2014) - Jon Favreau (Iron Man) writes, directs and stars in this absolutely delightful comedy about an acclaimed chef who loses his job at a high-end restaurant and subsequently reinvents his career by firing up a food truck.  Returning to his smaller-budgeted, indie roots in superb fashion, Favreau has crafted a genuinely funny and uplifting experience that feels refreshingly authentic and natural without a hint of scattershot improv.  Chef is a highly rewarding and thoroughly entertaining passion project that is extremely well-written and acted for a lighter comedy, featuring sharp, hilarious dialogue and fascinating, detailed footage of culinary preparation that will undoubtedly leave mouths watering.


Favreau's excellent as "Carl Casper", a portly and heavily tattooed professional chef who finds his creativity suffocated under the employment of his restrictive restaurateur boss, played by Dustin Hoffman (Marathon Man).  After a disastrous review from a surly food critic (Oliver Platt) results in a spectacular meltdown, our protagonist finds himself jobless yet eager to revisit what's left of his artistic integrity.  A dilapidated old taco truck presents a chance to start anew, while also providing a golden opportunity to repair the fledgling bond between him and the young son (Emjay Anthony) he's been neglecting.  Joined by his son and a former colleague (John Leguizamo), the trio embarks on an enlightening road trip across America.

I wasn't expecting the road picture element, though the film is highly effective as such- stops in Miami, New Orleans and Austin are most notable. 


The film features an impressive cast which includes the lovely Sofia Vergara (ABC's Modern Family) as Carl's sympathetic ex-wife (she looks amazing as a blonde!), Scarlett Johansson (The Avengers) as his hostess girlfriend and Bobby Cannavale (The Station Agent) as a former culinary colleague. There are a couple of worthwhile cameos I won't bother to spoil.

Maybe it caught me at precisely the right moment, but I had a smile plastered on my face from beginning to end- brimming with appealing characters, memorable lines and outstanding soundtrack selections, the film hits all the right notes and doesn't overstay its welcome.  A word of warning: I would suggest to potential viewers that they don't plan on viewing this on an empty stomach- it will prove to be 114 minutes of torture.


This is the feel-good film of 2014 and should rocket near the very top of the best food/cooking movies ever made.  It would make a great companion piece to Campbell Scott and Stanley Tucci's 1996 film, Big Night.

Chef comes Highly Recommended- it's a celebration of the American appetite and a Midnight Max Essential.

9.5 out of 10

Director: John Favreau
Cast: John Favreau, Emjay Anthony, John Lequizamo, Sofia Vergara, Scarlett Johansson, Oliver Platt, Bobby Cannavale, Dustin Hoffman, Amy Sedaris and Robert Downey Jr.
Run-Time: 114 minutes
MPAA: Rated R for language, including some suggestive references