Sunday, August 31, 2014

Film Review - Only Lovers Left Alive (2014)


On DVD and Blu-Ray - "Only Lovers Left Alive" (2014) - Those familiar with the work of Director Jim Jarmusch (Dead Man, Broken Flowers) are aware that the filmmaker falls into the eclectic category- I knew going into this modern-day tale of centuries old vampire lovers (Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston) that I was in for an offbeat experience, though I didn't expect it would be so dramatically... forgettable.

The horror aspects of these two creatures of the night is at a bare-fanged minimum, with the narrative mostly concerning the wages of time upon these creatures- there's a wealth of sleeping, lounging around and sipping coveted type O negative blood from sherry glasses, with very little in the way of Thriller or Horror film elements to speak of.


Hiddleston's (The Avengers) "Adam" is a world-weary sort with an appreciation for vintage guitars and old-school recording technology while Swinton's (Adaptation.) "Eve" is an bohemian spirit with an affinity for classic literature and nature. Both nosferatu share a love for music and there's a wealth of interesting musical interludes and song selections throughout the film.

Mia Wasikowski (Stoker) breezes into the picture as Eve's impulsive little sister who seems intent on making trouble for the duo, while Anton Yelchin (Terminator Salvation) is Adam's gofer and connection to the world of the living- for what it's worth, warm-blooded souls are referred to as "Zombies", here.


John Hurt (Alien) makes a few appearances as a senior bloodsucker named "Barlowe" while Jeffrey Wright is underutilized as a blood-bank doctor.

The acting is fine, the cinematography is commendable and a few trips into a decaying Detroit under the cover of darkness prove most poignant, though I couldn't quite grasp any dynamic element that would make me want to revisit the film- perhaps the very last sequence is the best it has to offer.

7.0 out of 10

Director: Jim Jarmusch
Cast: Tom Hiddleston, Tilda Swinton, Mia Wasikowska, Anton Yelchin, Jeffrey Wright and John Hurt
Run-Time: 123 minutes
MPAA: Rated R for language and brief nudity

Film Review - Happy Christmas (2014)


On VOD - "Happy Christmas" (2014) - Director Joe Swanberg's 2013 Drama/Romantic Comedy, Drinking Buddies, was one of my absolute favorite films of last year- it was an unexpected charmer highlighted by naturalistic performances from its entire cast and a script that refreshingly avoided tired genre cliches.  Happy Christmas finds Writer/Director Swanberg approaching this tale of an irresponsible, alcoholic young woman (Anna Kendrick) moving in with her older, filmmaker brother (Joe Swanberg) and trying to connect with his novelist wife (Melanie Lynskey) in a similar fashion, though the results are disappointingly slight. 


The film is remarkably candid, with the cast putting in very good work, though the experience ultimately comes across as the pilot to a failed TV series that never had a follow-up episode.  Kendrick (Pitch Perfect) and Lynskey (Up In The Air) are especially good here, all the more a shame in that the script wasn't fully fleshed out.  Expect appearances by Mark Webber (Scott Pilgrim vs. The World) as a potential love interest for Kendrick's conflicted "Jenny" while Lena Dunham (HBO's Girls) has a few scenes as her close, spunky friend. 


Although Drinking Buddies featured an ambiguous ending, at least the film ended on a high note and felt complete- Happy Christmas leaves the viewer hanging with a painfully abrupt ending that should leave most viewers throwing their hands up in the air and asking aloud, "Is that it?"  Surely there could have been a bit more narrative padding for the film's brisk run-time and some semblance of closure or resolution...

Worth a rental for those interested, though don't expect anything close to being profound or even all that memorable.  Those inclined may want to fast-forward through the credits for a gag reel.


7.0 out of 10

Director: Joe Swanberg
Cast: Anna Kendrick, Melanie Lynskey, Joe Swanberg, Mark Webber and Lena Dunham
Run-Time: 88 minutes
MPAA: Rated R for language, drug use and some sexual content

Film Review - Road To Paloma (2014)


On DVD and Blu-Ray - "Road To Paloma" (2014) - Jason Momoa (Conan The Barbarian 2011) stars in this Drama/Thriller as "Wolf", a Native American on the run from the law after killing the man who raped and murdered his mother.  The film is a modern-day road picture reminiscent of  some of the anti-establishment, Americana flicks of the late 1960's and early 1970's, highlighted by poetic cinematography and a natural performance from Momoa's towering lead.


I slowly found myself swept into the narrative as our well-intentioned protagonist rumbled across the countryside on a 1957 Harley Davidson Panhead motorcycle (Momoa's own), befriending an alcoholic rocker (Robert Homer Mollohan) who joins his trek while narrowly evading a determined Fed (Timothy V. Murphy) at every turn.  Amongst a series of a small episodes is a brief interlude with an independent, free-spirited woman, played by Momoa's real-life wife, Lisa Bonet- the segment feels not unlike a snippet of a candid home movie and hints at how immensely talented and charismatic Momoa truly is.


It is most disappointing to relay that what ultimately destroyed this film for me was an amazingly ill-conceived ending that misses the mark by a wide margin- it's an occurrence that sours the entire experience and leaves those invested in the narrative thoroughly unsatisfied.  I don't mind downer endings, though I cannot stand one that's utterly pointless- this film would make my list of good to very good cinematic experiences that were undone by bad endings, which includes the likes of In Bruges, Suicide Kings and High Tension, to name a few.

Momoa shouldn't be written off as just another gristle-head and should have a solid acting and Directing career ahead of him, though he really should have reconsidered the notion of that damned ending...

6.0 out of 10

Director: Jason Momoa
Cast: Jason Momoa, Robert Homer Mollohan, Lisa Bonet, Michael Raymond-James, Chris Browning, Timothy V. Murphy, Sarah Shahi and Wes Studi
Run-Time: 91 minutes
MPAA: Rated R for language, sexuality and nudity, some drug use, and violence including an incident of sexual assault

Saturday, August 30, 2014

Film Review - Sin City: A Dame To Kill For (2014)



At the Theater - "Sin City: A Dame To Kill For" (2014) - 2005's Sin City was the ultimate guilty pleasure for those seeking an adult-oriented alternative to the mega-budgeted, CGI-infested, kid-friendly comic-book movie extravaganzas as well as a treat for fans of the comics from which the film was based upon - it was an unabashedly violent and sexy pulp anthology brimming with innovative shots and dynamic characters, with Co-Directors Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller apparently catching some kind of wild lightning in a bottle.

The two filmmakers, along with an assist from Tarantino, crafted a non-linear, neo-noirish, kick-ass cool experience that provided a refreshing spin on the hard-boiled crime fiction and revenge tales that popularized the 1940's and 50's.  Shot in glorious black and white, with excellent usages of shadows and stark backgrounds, the razor-sharp visual experience was delightfully, yet sparsely accentuated with vibrant colors to draw attention to certain character attributes.  Though I enjoyed the hell out of the 2005 film, it was not without its flaws:  some actors were apparently unaware of what kind of film they were in, delivering dialogue as if it were the first time they had read it, while an occasional vein of Frank Miller's campy goofballery bled through as hare-brained and lame events.  The negative aspects of the film were present but at a minimum.


Now here we are, nearly a decade after the first film, with the long-delayed follow-up, Sin City: A Dame To Kill For- filmmakers Rodriguez and Miller have returned, yet they've apparently lost touch with most of the elements that made the first film a positive, worthwhile venture.  Yes, there's an impressive cast, some nice cinematography and a handful of sequences of stylized action, yet the inspiration and heart is simply AWOL. The film has a substantially larger budget, yet somehow feels much cheaper- about halfway through the film I was contemplating where it would fall on my disappointing films of 2014 list...

"Just Another Saturday Night" (approximately 6 minutes and 30 seconds) - Mickey Rourke returns as the hulking lug, "Marv", in this quick, brutal and ultimately flat opening short.  A disoriented Marv awakens at the scene of a vehicular accident and finds himself having to piece together the night's events.  The narrative eventually finds our anti-hero tracking down a small group of vicious college kids who get their kicks from burning hobos alive.  This should have been a heckuva cool, energetic reintroduction, though feels strangely nasty and dull.

One aspect that bugged the ever-lovin' shit out of me while Rourke's Marv was onscreen was the practical makeup effects utilized with the character's face- they are drastically different from the original film, almost making him appear as an entirely different character.  I know Mickey Rourke's visage is an ever-changing mess of plastic to begin with, though a good makeup crew could have surely overcome that to have recreated his look from the first film.  Checking out the credit listings on IMDB.com, I discovered that the 2005 film, led by the excellent makeup effects guru, Greg Nicotero (AMC's The Walking Dead), employed a crew of 40 artists... Nicotero returns here, though this film boasts a surprisingly lean 4 makeup artists!  Apparently, makeup effects were not a priority in regards to this film's production budget.

7.0 out of 10


"The Long, Bad Night" (23 minutes) - The first of two original stories submitted by Miller for this film features Joseph Gordon-Levitt (The Lookout) as "Johnny", a gambler on an impossible winning-streak who sets his sights on defeating the omnipotent "Senator Roark" (Powers Boothe) in a high-stakes, backroom poker game.


This particular segment starts off promisingly enough, though eventually collapses with a thoroughly disappointing conclusion that renders the segment ridiculously pointless- either the ending needed to be refashioned or the story should have been excised altogether.  There is that one cool effects shot which features a winning hand of cards symbolically slicing through a miniaturized character on the card table which will stick with me.

Levitt is solid here, though it's Boothe (Southern Comfort) as the villainous politician who steals every scene in which he's featured- the veteran actor chews some major scenery and it's a wonder he isn't landing more bad guy roles.  The Long Bad Night also features Julia Garner (We Are What We Are) as a young, impressionable waitress who takes a shine to Johnny, Christopher Lloyd (Back To The Future) as a back-alley doctor who shoots up with heroine before his procedures and Lady Gaga as the sympathetic waitress at an all-night diner- she's surprisingly not bad.

I don't know what the hell they were aiming for with this one...

4.0 out of 10


"A Dame To Kill For" (approximately 46 minutes)  Josh Brolin (Mimic) stars as "Dwight", a troubled gumshoe who finds himself falling for the wicked charms of a conniving old flame, Eva Green's (Casino Royale) "Ava Lord".  This is the longest and strongest story arc of the film- expect a healthy dose of Green in all her juicy, nekkid glory as the bewitching femme fatale, while Brolin is surprisingly solid here.  I'm normally not much of a fan of the actor, yet I found myself debating whether or not he made a better Dwight than Clive Owen (Inside Man), who played the character in the '05 film.  That said, there are some decidedly bad makeup effects (here we go again) regarding Dwight's post-plastic surgery transformation- yes, he's made up to look like Owen in an effort to tie-in to first film, yet the work is pretty damned awful.


Dennis Haysbert (Heat) takes over the role of the towering chauffeur, "Manute", from the late Michael Clarke Duncan (The Green Mile), while the sexy Rosario Dawson (The Rundown) returns as the dominatrix, "Gail".  Marv is recruited to assist our well-intentioned hero and a fight sequence between him and Manute is, um, eye-popping stuff...

Christopher Meloni (TV's Law & Order: SVU) portrays a detective who falls under Ava Lord's evil spell while Jeremy Piven (HBO's Entourage) replaces Michael Madsen (Reservoir Dogs) as his overly-opinionated partner, "Bob"- Madsen was truly awful in the 2005 film, so it's no substantial loss.


Ray Liotta (Goodfellas) portrays a desperate man looking to silence his favorite hooker, played by Juno Temple (Atonement), while Jaime King (Blow) returns to portray Old Town's twin call-girls, "Goldie" and "Wendy".

Jamie Chung (The Hangover Part II) steps in to assume the role of deadly little "Miho" here from Devon Aoki (pregnancy)- the mute assassin and defender of Old Town has a couple of nifty little moments to please the action crowd, though closeups of the actress's face are next to nil.


Stacy Keach (Road Games) is unrecognizable under a ton of prosthetic makeup as the powerful Basin City mob boss, "Wallenquist"- the blobular, scarred character looks campy and out of place and should have been introduced in a more dynamic fashion.

Marton Csokas (The Bourne Supremecy) rounds out the notable cast of this particular segment as "Damien Lord", the ill-fated, wealthy tycoon husband of Ava Lord.

I enjoyed this particular yarn, yet it's simply not enough to carry the entire film...

8.0 out of 10


"Nancy's Last Dance" (approximately 19 minutes) - Jessica Alba reprises her role from the first film as the exotic dancer, "Nancy Callahan".  Set roughly four years after the events in "That Yellow Bastard", Nancy, now an alcoholic, is haunted (quite literally) by the suicide of the Detective (Bruce Willis) who saved her from the clutches of evil and obsessed with exacting revenge on those responsible for his death.

Looking back at the first film, Alba is substantially better as an actress here- then again, she's given far more opportunities to flex her chops. It does bug me that Basin City's premiere stripper never really takes anything off during her "performances"...


A bit more nitpicking: Marv parades around with two pump shotguns that fire as automatics while Nancy lays waste to several henchman with a pump-action crossbow!  For the life of me, I couldn't figure out where her endless supply of arrows were coming from... C'Mon, Man!

Bruce Willis's Detective "John Hartigan" glides in and out of the picture (in what amounts to an extended cameo) as the apparition who watches over Nancy, helpless as she descends into near madness.

Powers Boothe's Senator Roark returns for this particular story as the object of Nancy's vengeance while Alexa PenaVega has a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo as a dancer.


There are a great deal of scenes in Sin City: A Dame To Kill For that take place in Kadie's Club Pecos and Saloon, where the late Brittany Murphy's "Shellie" frequented as a waitress in the first film and popped up intermittently in several different comic story-lines.  Out of respect for the actress's untimely passing, the filmmakers decided to retire Murphy's character. 

This is the second original story from Frank Miller showcased in the film and I never could quite get into it- I hated that Miller decided to add the notion that Nancy is Marv's sister (other fans of the comic will surely cry foul as it doesn't gel with the comics) and found myself underwhelmed with its abrupt conclusion.  As this story ends, the film's credits begin to roll in a strangely blunt manner- this sequel bears a 102 minute run-time while the 2005 film ran at just over 124 minutes... surely the experience could have benefited from at least one more short as a night-cap... one adapted from the existing Miller stories, of course.

6.5 out of 10

The two original stories from Writer/Co-Director Frank Miller are disappointingly lackluster while also creating a nightmare of discontinuity for those familiar with the first film.  It's as if two new writers/filmmakers, with precious little knowledge of the events of the first film, were brought in to hammer this sequel out as a mere obligation. Why couldn't Miller and Co-Director Robert Rodriguez have stuck with the formula of the first film by recreating the stories depicted in the comics/graphic novels?


One of the more substantially pleasing aspects of the 2005 film was with how long stretches of the film's sequences often matched the artwork featured in the comics panel for panel.  It's the new material and perplexing deviations of A Dame To Kill For that work against it.  This film has a lazy and slapped together feel, with a fleeting minimum of fresh innovation and very little of that kick-ass cool element which motored the first entry.  Rodriguez is nowhere near the promising filmmaker who burst onto the scene with 1992's El Mariachi and its 1995 bigger-budgeted, near-remake, Desperado, while if there's anything that 2008's The Spirit has taught us, it's that Frank Miller is not to be trusted as a Director tackling new material on his own terms.

There's fight scenes, chase scenes, shootouts and couple of gore shots to go with all the booze, broads and bullets... but it's rarely any kind of fun.  Sadly, this film's unceremonious treatment (by its filmmakers and producers) and subsequent abysmal box-office means there will not be a Sin City 3 arriving in theaters- perhaps Marv will eventually make his way to cable, though.

My call is to skip it in theaters and check it out as a rental.  It's not atrocious, though parts of it are...

All things considered -

6.5 out of 10

Director: Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller
Cast: Mickey Rourke, Jessica Alba, Josh Brolin, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Rosario Dawson, Bruce Willis, Eva Green, Powers Boothe, Dennis Haysbert, Ray Liotta, Christopher Meloni, Jeremy Piven, Christopher Lloyd, Jaime King, Juno Temple, Marton Csokas, Jamie Chung, Julia Garner, Alexa PenaVega and Lady Gaga
Run-Time: 102 minutes
MPAA: Rated R for strong brutal stylized violence throughout, sexual content, nudity, and brief drug use

For what it's worth-

Sin City (2005) - 8.5



Thursday, August 14, 2014

Film Review - The Expendables 3 (2014)


"The Expendables 3" - (2014) - "Barney Ross" (Sylvester Stallone), along with his crew of veteran mercenaries, returns to square off against an old team member gone rogue (Mel Gibson) in this third installment of The Expendables franchise.  Perhaps if I hadn't recently viewed Director Gareth Evans' vastly superior, blood-spattered action flick, "The Raid 2", I may have taken more of a shine to this popcorny, slapped together excuse to get so many action icons in one place at one time.  There's definite entertainment value on display- it's star-studded, action-packed and humorous enough, though I found the flick to be repeatedly hamstrung by a sterilized PG-13 Rating (a first for the series), hasty execution and a few shoddy, CG-enhanced scenes the likes of which frequent bargain basement, DTV action film releases.


Despite having a lesser budget than its immediate franchise predecessor, this particular entry is indeed the most impressive in scope; the run-time is considerably longer, the set pieces are immense while the action sequences are far more elaborate than what has transpired before in the series...  all things considered, I just couldn't shake the strange, almost inexplicable feeling that the experience somehow wallows around in generic territory. 

The Expendables 3 is missing the fresh, giddy anticipation value of the first film and the continuing kick-ass guilty pleasure vibe of The Expendables 2.  The filmmakers have created a schism by refashioning the franchise for tween audiences and removing the older, core vets from a substantial stretch of the narrative; our grizzled vets only bookend the film, replaced with inexperienced newbies for the majority of the experience.


Massive stretches of the action scenes are digitally wiped of bloodshed, with the majority of the crimson karo being utilized in an early sequence where one particular veteran Expendable is gravely wounded. A sequence featuring another team member slicing and dicing through several henchman with a massive knife is ridiculously bloodless, seemingly edited with a pan and scan approach that avoids the mortal injuries and their aftermath.  What's most strange about EX3 is how Director Patrick Hughes, who burst onto the scene with 2010's ultra-violent, ultra-bloody Ozploitation flick, "Red Hill", was tapped to helm this- I wonder how he truly felt when the big studio heads revealed that they were scrubbing down his efforts during post-production in order to pull kids into the theaters?

Stallone is as stiff-necked and swollen as ever as the team's leader, though he's still moving around very well and is a HELLUVA lot better shape at 68 years of age than I'll ever be.  I couldn't help but notice that his character is curiously missing the handlebar mustache that distinguished Barney Ross from a host of other action heroes he's played.  There are rumors of a fifth Rambo film on the horizon and I can only hope for the best.


Mel Gibson, curiously the only big celebrity employed here as a villain, plays a former founding member of the Expendables who is now operating as a cutthroat arms dealer.  His "Conrad Stonebanks", in limited screen-time, is the best villain of the three films by far.  The former Lethal Weapon and Road Warrior star attacks the role with more tenacity than it deserves, and I truly hope this is the first step in a career resurgence. (Robert Davi (License To Kill) does make a brief appearance as an Albanian Mafioso, though he has a blink-and-you'll-miss-it departure.)

Jason Statham, Randy Couture and Dolph Lundgren also return as "Lee Christmas", "Toll Road" and "Gunner", respectively- the majority of their scenes come in the first half-hour and the last half-hour of the film.  Jet Li and Terry Crews have relatively little screen-time in this entry, with Li's involvement as "Yin Yang" relegated to what amounts to an extended cameo.  Crews's lack of involvement as "Hale Caeser" is understandable, given the requirements of an early plot development that necessitates it.

Wesley Snipes (Blade) makes his series debut as "Doc", a former team member with a weird streak and an affinity for cutlery (get it?), who is broken out of a lengthy imprisonment by his fellow Expendables in a pretty nifty opening train sequence.  His reply to why he was incarcerated is priceless and I can't help but hope that he eventually returns as "The Daywalker"...in a film much better than Blade:Trinity, of course.


Arnold's back as "Trench", popping up a few times throughout while chewing scenery and smoking stogies.  Most will get a kick out of him dusting off a few old lines when the opportunity conveniently arises.  Summer of 2015 will see the release of Terminator: Genisys, with Arnie once again returning to the role that propelled him into stardom.

Bruce Willis apparently wanted a ridiculous amount of money (for only a few day's worth of work) to return as CIA operative "Church", so he (and his character) was dropped in favor of a similar character, "Drummer", played by Harrison Ford.  Ford's field officer and Expendables manager has a few very cool moments and really classes up the joint.  Closeup shots of Ford here aren't kind, though I'm still a big fan and can't wait for the next Star Wars release.

Kelsey Grammer makes his franchise debut as "Bonaparte", a retired merc who helps Barney Ross assemble a younger squad of Expendables- the former Frasier star's scenes are enjoyable, though I wish there had been more of him.


Antonio Banderas (Desperado) steals nearly every scene he's in as "Galgo", a Ronin merc desperate to land a job- he's the immensely likeable comic-relief of the picture and does a commendable job in the action sequences in which he's featured.  I sure wish Director Robert Rodriguez hadn't ruined the Mariachi franchise for him with Once Upon A Time In Mexico.

The four younger Expendables recruits:

The hulking Kellan Lutz (The Legend Of Hercules) is obviously cast to pull in the Twilight crowd- his "Smilee" is introduced as a troubled sort, though the filmmakers apparently abandoned any kind of subsequent character arc.  The 29-year-old actor has some amount of presence but lacks charisma.


UFC Champ Ronda Rousey, although believable in an action-oriented role, is absolutely atrocious in the simple act of delivering dialogue- her pouty portrayal of "Luna" is so self-conscious, so concerned with putting forth a phony air of toughness that her every line had me grimacing.  As an actress, Gina Carano (Haywire) is light-years ahead.

Former WBC Welterweight boxing Champ Victor Ortiz is "Mars", a sniper, while Glen Powell's "Thorn" is the tech-savy hacker.  Although I initially bad-mouthed Powell's inclusion in this film, he's by far the best actor amongst the four greenhorns.

Potential audiences can expect a climactic, fireworks-laden, 20+ minute confrontation between our heroes and hundreds of enemy soldiers, complete with several tanks and a few chopper gunships to make matters most dire.  The ending battle takes place in what appears to be a massive, abandoned hotel/casino, with plenty of smaller, practical, stunt-heavy action sequences to showcase the cast's individual talents.  A one on one fight scene between Stallone and Gibson is disappointingly quick and anticlimactic, taking up even less screen-time than the lackluster fight scene between Stallone and Van Damme in EX2.


One glaring issue that I had with the first two Expendables films is even more evident here- all of our heroes are wearing molle vests that are curiously absent of ammo mags.  Apparently, they each only need one clip per weapon...damn these guys are GREAT shots!

EX3 is an undeniably fun, violent film, though never serious and completely void of tension- it's reasonably fast-paced and well-filmed.  If watching your favorite action stars mow down a plethora of faceless bad guys while delivering tongue-in-cheek zingers is your personal idea of high entertainment, this is for you.

As for myself, I've often considered a violent, yet bloodless action film, with hundreds of casualties on display, as a ridiculous cop-out that lacks integrity.  Imagine watching a PG-13 version of Commando (1985) or a sanitized version of Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985), Die Hard (1988) or The Rock (1996) - where the hell is the visceral punch in that?  Modern Cinema is headed down a road where even high-level, adult-oriented films like Saving Private Ryan (1998) or Braveheart (1995) simply cannot be made.  Those who do venture out to see The Expendables 3 need to ask themselves, "Was this one of the greatest action films ever made?"  If the answer is "No", why not?  There was plenty of money and talent to utilize...


Although not a bad film by any stretch, it's certainly not what it should have been and definitely not what Stallone and company set out for when first conceiving this franchise.  Somewhere along the way, a more lucrative gain jumbled up the works and caused the producers to forget why this particular franchise was fired up to begin with.  These particular films should be wild, exhilarating, pulse-pounding diversions that leave audiences clapping and grinning from ear-to-ear- they are golden opportunities squandered, with the filmmakers seemingly content with B-movie, guilty pleasure aspirations.  I'll never forget a packed theater's infectious clapping when Schwarzennegger uttered "You're fired." in 1994's True Lies, or the crazy-cool cheers when Stallone unleashed a .50 Caliber upon an army of Burmese soldiers in 2008's Rambo.  There's not much about this particular film that I'll remember past a few weeks...

My call is to skip it in theaters and wait a few months for the inevitable Unrated/Extended release on DVD and Blu Ray...although it couldn't possibly fix all of the film's problems, I guarantee a substantially grittier experience. If you're seeking heavily-edited/censored action films, why not just tune into FX, USA, TNT, FOX, TBS or SPIKE television programming?

7.0 out of 10

Director: Patrick Hughes
Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Antonio Banderas, Wesley Snipes, Dolph Lundgren, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Kelsey Grammar, Kellan Lutz, Arnold Schwarzennegger, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Ronda Rousey, Jet Li, Victor Ortiz, Glen Powell and Robert Davi
Run-Time: 127 minutes
MPAA: Rated PG-13 for violence including intense sustained gun battles and fight scenes, and for language

For what it's worth, how I've felt about the other Expendables films-

The Expendables (2010) - 8.0
The Expendables 2 (2012) -8.0

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Film Review - Blue Ruin (2014)



Available now on DVD and Blu Ray - "Blue Ruin"  (2014) - After being notified by authorities that the killer of his parents will soon be released from prison, a tattered vagrant living out of a rusty, bullet-riddled Pontiac Bonneville (hence the title) sets out on a course of revenge that subsequently places his estranged family in peril.  Lean yet textured, shot and edited with extreme precision and an uncanny attention to detail, Blue Ruin is a visceral, haunting, slow-burn thriller of the highest order.


Macon Blair's subtle yet layered performance as the film's central protagonist, "Dwight", drives the narrative at every turn, providing a fascinating, intimate portrayal of a man consumed with grief, hatred and obsession.  Dwight is a vulnerable everyman, a shell of a human being dwelling on the fringes of society who proves painfully amateurish in his quest for vengeance- it's a refreshing contrast to the towering, muscle-bound sorts (who effortlessly weed through countless bad guys) that usually frequent these types of roles.


Embarking on a path from which there is seemingly no recourse, Dwight's impulsive actions (and mistakes) ignite a vicious cycle of violence that leaves the lingering ramifications of revenge in his wake.

Though uncommonly anchored in realism, the film is also artistically relevant- strangely enough, the experience should please indie/art-house film fans as well as those seeking the base obligations of the Revenge/Thriller genre.  Director Jeremy Saulnier, also acting as the film's screenwriter and cinematographer, provides a sure-handed, atmospheric, Hitchcockian experience that is perfectly blended with the tone of the Coen Brothers more serious releases- I found the film most reminiscent of 1984's Crime/Thriller "Blood Simple". 


The cinematography here is a stellar highlight, with a wealth of darkly beautiful, lingering shots that will stick with me for quite some time. There are a handful of jarring scenes of bloody violence mixed with just enough humor, albeit of the pitch-black, gallows variety, to provide adequate levity.

The performances from a relatively small supporting cast are pitch-perfect across the board, though most will remember Devin Ratray (Nebraska) as the heavy-set, former high school friend and firearms enthusiast who aides our protagonist on his journey.


Those with attention span issues will more than likely find themselves out of their comfort zone- the film is unmistakably adult in nature, featuring grim, serious-minded material that was sadly unmarketable as a theatrical release given current audience sensibilities.  This is a decidedly unpredictable, yet well-crafted character study that is wrought with palpable tension and laced with a sense of impending doom. Potential viewers should expect a lower-budgeted affair with zero big name stars- it's damned near the polar opposite of the mega-budgeted, Superhero/Comic Book, Young Adult, Sci-Fi/Fantasy tent-pole releases crowding today's multiplexes.

Highly Recommended, Blue Ruin is a distinctly American gem and one of the very best revenge thrillers ever made.  It's my current pick for best film of 2014 and, needless to say, a Midnight Max Essential.

"The keys are in the car...the keys are in the car...the keys are in the car..."

Blue Ruin = 9.5 out of 10

Director: Jeremy Saulnier
Cast: Macon Blair, Devin Ratray, Amy Hargreaves, Kevin Kolak, David W. Thompson and Eve Plumb
Run-Time: 90 minutes
MPAA: Rated R for strong bloody violence, and language

Monday, August 4, 2014

Film Review - Hercules (2014)


At the Theater - "Hercules" (2014) - This second film of 2014 to concern the muscle-bound demigod is missing a substantial portion of a second act, is limited to 98 minutes long (a full 20 minutes short of Epic territory) and is Directed by Brett Ratner (X-Men: The Last Stand, Tower Heist, the Rush Hour trilogy)- how it survives as a guilty pleasure is somewhat of a minor miracle.  Dwayne Johnson  is immensely believable in the titular role, the PG-13 rating is somewhat misleading (it pushes the rating's boundaries to the limit) and there's a few genuine laughs involved. The film is better than it has any right to be and thoroughly trounces January's abysmal "The Legend Of Hercules" (starring a woefully miscast Kellan Lutz).


This particular narrative approaches the fabled hero sans the mythological angles, which will more than likely be perceived as a bummer for many- myself, I was greatly disappointed to find that those exciting, effects-laden snippets of Hercules battling the Lernaean Hydra, Erymanthian Boar and Nemaen Lion that were featured in the trailers are mere fleeting advertisements relayed by Herc's publicist nephew and told in flashbacks.  Everything you see in the film's trailer regarding those creature confrontations makes up the entirety of their appearances in the film.  We might as well get that out of the way before continuing...


Haunted by the loss of his family, believing their deaths to have come at his own hand, Hercules and his motley band of mercenaries roam the countryside loaning out their collective talents to the highest bidder.  Conflict arises when the crew discover that their latest endeavor, training a King's army to defeat an impending threat, isn't quite as straight-forward as it seems.  Yes, there are twists and turns and revelations strewn about, though it's all relatively thin stuff, covering just enough of the sword and sandal genre basics to keep the film treading water.

The Rock is in fine, massive form as Hercules- his delivery is a bit subdued here, though he's definitely imposing and provides an undeniable presence.  I grew up watching those two Italian-produced Hercules films starring Steve Reeves in the titular role- I'd say Johnson at least ties Reeves as the best film Herc to date.


Hercules's fab five consists of Ian McShane (Sexy Beast) as "Amphiaraus"- a judicious prophet whose flirtations with death will surely elicit a few snickers, Rufus Sewell (Dark City) as "Autolycus"- the English actor's sly thief almost steals the picture with a handful of witty musings, Ingrid Bolso Berdal (Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters) as "Atalanta"- an Amazonian archer and young Nicole Kidman lookalike, Aksel Hennie (Headhunters) as the heavily-scarred, feral warrior, "Tydeus", and Reece Ritchie (The Lovely Bones) as our Hero's young nephew, publicist and chronicler, "Iolaus".


John Hurt (Alien) lends further veteran legitimacy to the cast as "Cotys", the King of Thrace, while Peter Mullan (Session 9) provides support as "General Sitacles",  leader of the Thracian army.  The Scottish actor is terribly undersized for the role, though he does brandish a pretty nifty spine whip...

Rebecca Ferguson portrays King Cotys's daughter, "Ergenia" - Herc isn't given a love interest here, so the Swedish actress is relegated to damsel in distress duties.

Rounding out the notable cast, Joseph Fiennes (Shakespeare in Love) pops up in a couple of scenes as the conniving "King Eurystheus".


The fact that a couple of supporting characters go AWOL from the narrative (namely Joe Anderson's "Phineas") seals the deal on a heavily cut narrative.  Although the film has been trimmed to fit just inside the PG-13 parameters, allowing for younger audiences (more ticket sales), I couldn't help but wonder if the filmmakers had possibly removed entire story arcs... either that or they had remarkably little ambition while producing the film.

Furthermore, the film is hampered by weak main villains- it isn't a question of talent, it's more of a problem with failing to give Johnson a worthy physical adversary to grapple with.  A substantial scene involving Herc and an equally imposing figure duking it out to the death may have worked wonders for this film.  The same could be said for added care and attention to detail given to the film's script...


Potential viewers will remember a scene where our Hero tosses a horse aside, while I definitely appreciated Russian Model-turned-actress Irina Shayk's (Herc's wife in flashbacks) bare butt.  A brief shot of Hennie's mad dog Tydeus tasting the blood oozing from a severed head had a few theatrical patrons audibly grossed out.

I appreciated a few moderately-sized and adequately staged battle sequences, while the film boasts the sharpest CGI wolves I've ever seen on the silver screen.  The onscreen proceedings are filmed well, with set pieces and costume designs impressive enough- the film never really looks particularly cheap.  The Rock and a game cast keeps matters interesting throughout, though I found myself wishing the experience had either motored full-tilt-boogie into gory slice and dice territory, or spent a substantial amount of added time showcasing Herc's 12 Labors- more specifically, with elongated sequences featuring those nifty creatures promised in the trailers. 


For those interested, this film is very loosely based upon the graphic novel, "Hercules: The Thracian Wars" from Radical Comics- it's bloody as all hell, features outstanding artwork and is vastly superior to it's cinematic adaptation in every facet.  It's understood that R-Rated fantasy films are currently dead in theaters (audiences simply aren't watching them), though I would have rather watched this film as a DTV or cable release that respected the subject matter and material which it's derived from.

My call is to check this out in theaters only if you have to, otherwise wait for an eventual Unrated/Extended Cut on Blu Ray...

Hercules (2014) (the film) - 7.0 out of 10

Hercules: The Thracian Wars (the graphic novel) - 9.0

Director: Bret Rattner
Cast: Dwayne Johnson, John Hurt, Ian McShane, Irina Shayk, Rufus Sewell, Joseph Fiennes, Ingrid Bolso Berdal, Joe Anderson, Peter Mullan, Rebecca Ferguson, Reece Ritchie and Aksel Hennie
Run-Time: 98 minutes
MPAA: PG-13: Epic Battle Sequences, Violence, Suggestive Comments, Brief Strong Language & Partial Nudity.

Film Review - Guardians Of The Galaxy (2014)


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At the Theater - "Guardians Of The Galaxy" (2014) - Director James Gunn's (Slither, Super) vibrant, offbeat space opera has the look and feel of the original Star Wars film (I refuse to tack on the "A New Hope" crapola) mixed with certain quirky elements of Guillermo Del Toro's two Hellboy movies.  This is an experience that is heavily adorned with creatures that could have easily sauntered out of Mos Eisley Cantina, complete with a dashing, Han Solo-esque central protagonist in Chris Pratt's (Zero Dark Thirty) charismatic scoundrel, "Star-Lord".  "GOTG" is a little thin in the character development department and darts along by the seat of its pants, but makes up for any narrative deficiencies with an exhilarating large-scale scope, a  pleasing mixture of quality CGI and practical makeup effects, an impressive cast of game talent and a handful of delightfully strange sequences (set to hits from the 70's and 80's) all glued together with a sense of undeniable fun.  It's my pick for best live-action tent-pole film of 2014 (thus far).


Pratt stars as "Peter Quill" AKA "Star-Lord"- he's an Earthling turned Space Pirate who acts as impromptu leader of our five diverse, titular Guardians.  The normally pudgy actor appears remarkably fit here, displaying presence, charm and comedic-timing to spare.  Similar to Chris Evans's breakout role as Captain America, Pratt's landed a gig which will undoubtedly propel him into movie-star/household name territory.

Star-Lord kicks the film off with a dance number (set to "Come and Get Your Love" by Redbone) staged across a rain-swept, otherworldly landscape just prior to stealing a mysterious, spherical MacGuffin.  The orb, of course, subsequently turns out to be a weapon of immense power that proves highly coveted to the darker forces of the galaxy, namely Super-Villian, "Thanos", and militaristic radical, "Ronan The Accuser".

Zoe Saldana (Avatar) co-stars as "Gamorah", a sexy, green-skinned warrior who just happens to be an adopted daughter of ThanosGamorah's a conflicted sort who soon betrays Thanos and joins up with our motley misfits with the intent of redeeming herself for past transgressions. Saldana is attractive even under all the green paint and should be considered for a role in that proposed all-female Expendables, should it come to fruition.


Two-time WWE Champ-turned-actor Dave Bautista (Riddick) effectively chews scenery as the hulking alien berserker, "Drax The Destroyer".  Seeking vengeance for the death of his family at the hands of Ronan, the heavily-tattooed/scarred warrior with anger issues reluctantly enlists with the ragtag group to further his efforts.  Bautista, while often employing a deadpan delivery, somewhat surprises here- he's at his absolute most likeable.

A couple of strange bounty hunters round out our heroes; "Groot" (voiced by Vin Diesel) is a towering, sentient tree with a limited vocabulary (but with no shortage of surprises), while "Rocket" (voiced by Bradley Cooper) is a wisecracking, genetically-engineered raccoon with an affinity for large hand cannons.  Both characters are brought to fully-realized life by razor sharp CGI and motion capture, effectively running away with the film.  The silver screen may never be the same.


Lee Pace (Lincoln) supplies this film's particular central villain, the powerful and imposing "Ronan The Accuser"- the radical, warhammer-wielding boss is serviceable enough, though Pace is slightly underutilized in a turn that comes dangerously close to token bad guy territory.


Fans of AMC's The Walking Dead will more than likely recognize Michael Rooker as "Yondu"- the blue-skinned leader of a crew of crusty bandits also acts as an agitated paternal figure to Quill.

 

 Karen Gillan (BBC's Doctor Who) slithers in and out of the film as "Nebula", a bald-headed, blue-tinted, cyborg assassin (she's also an adopted daughter of Thanos), while Djimon Hounsou (Gladiator) portrays "Korath", an intergalactic hunter that pursues Quill and company across the galaxy.

For what it's worth, Thanos (voiced here by Josh Brolin) only makes a few cameo-like appearances in GOTG.  The nihilist, death-obsessed figure is rumored to be the main villain in the third Avengers film, arriving sometime in 2018.


Glen Close (Fatal Attraction) pops up in a couple of brief scenes as the leader of the Nova Corps, an intergalactic military/police force based on the peaceful planet Xandar, while John C. Reilly (Magnolia) portrays an officer/corpsman.

Benecio Del Toro (The Wolfman 2010) supplies the flashy hoarder, "The Collector"- most will remember him from the mid-credits sequence featured in Thor: The Dark World.  I'm sure Marvel and company will have much more for him to do in future films.


Guardians... is an irreverent throwback, an experience that's peppered with super-cool winks at the audience- I recognized it as the zesty spice that's been curiously absent from the majority of Marvel's films.  Director James Gunn's caution-to-the-wind tone is a welcomed deviation from the overly contrived, pretentious, suffocatingly serious likes of The Dark Knight Rises and Man Of Steel.  I have no qualms in revealing that there are a number of inspired moments in GOTG that made me feel like a kid again- sometimes we ALL need that in a film.

Funny thing- I wasn't enamored with most of GOTG's soundtrack selections, but enjoyed their mere usage to break up Marvel's familiar formula. I don't think I have a single one of the songs featured in this film amongst my 1500+ Itunes playlist.  I can't say I miss cassette tapes or Sony Walkmans, though nothing really says "I love you" like a mix tape made thoughtfully for someone you cherish...


If there's one nagging problem here, it would be in that the dialogue often delves into adolescent territory, mining terms like "A-holes", "dick" and "butt" for all their worth- I definitely don't mind a bit of salty language in my Sci-Fi/Action/Adventure films, though the zingers here come across as a bit ill-advised, often delivered in a juvenile fashion.

Potential viewers can expect a wealth of quality material for the spectacle-seeking, action-craving, Sci-Fi-lovin' crowds, complete with a healthy amount of visual and technological innovation on display.


This is fun stuff, filled with colorful, detailed alien landscapes, impressive set pieces and wicked-cool star ship designs.  All of the blaster showdowns, one on one fight scenes and airborne dogfights one would anticipate in a playful adventure of this nature are present, along with several hearty laughs, a few touching moments and a couple of crowd-pleasing developments.  The experience culminates in a dazzling showdown between good and evil, punctuated with an upbeat ending that will surely leave most leaving the theater with a smile.

I'm comfortable in saying that GOTG fits in nicely alongside Iron-Man (2008) and The Avengers (2012) as the strongest Marvel Movies to date.  For those interested, "Guardians of The Galaxy 2" is scheduled for the summer of 2017.


Stay a few moments into the post-credits for a very cool scene and those patient enough to remain through the entire credits will be treated to one helluva weird re-introduction to Marvel's most notorious water fowl...

And, Dad- that request for "Lots of extra butter" on our popcorn was a very bad idea... it haunted me for hours.  That said, I'm glad I saw it with you.

Highly Recommended (the movie, not the extra butter)- Strap yourself in and prepare for the geeky cool event film of 2014.

9.0 out of 10

Director: James Gunn
Cast: Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Lee Pace, Michael Rooker, Karen Gillan, Djimon Hounsou, John C. Reilly, Glen Close, Benicio Del Toro and Michael Rooker
Run-Time: 122 minutes
MPAA: Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi violence and action, and for some language